Police Car Confessions

Butler, W.
01/08/2012

My new partner Lydia and I are transporting two hookers and a tagger to the pokey. The vice squad rounded them up on Infidelity Boulevard, known in street parlance as the Infidelity track. Now they’re all handcuffed in the back of our police car.

The Jesus Card

Butler, W.
10/22/2011

Thanks to the last two cops who used this car, a higher power was watching over us during our shift.

Blowjob for a Beer?

Butler, W.
10/08/2011

So this 15-year-old girl agrees to suck a homeless guy’s cock for a little bit of weed and some beer. She looks well groomed. Probably grew up in a suburb outside of Gomorrah City. I don’t have any kids, so I wonder–is this underage girls gone wild? Or maybe teenage rebellion to the extreme? Poor parenting, perhaps?

He Doesn’t Know His Rights

Butler, W.
09/20/2011

Today I’m working a rookie named Harvey Lawson. Our first call of the day is a domestic (violence). The caller is a next door neighbor who hears a screaming woman being thrown against the walls. No time to gas up. We peel out of the station parking lot, lights and siren.

Hate Crime Vandalism

Butler, W.
09/15/2011

The black man walks me to his Hummer and points to the driver’s window. “When I came back this morning, the window was busted.”