Police Car Confessions

Butler, W.
01/08/2012

My new partner Lydia and I are transporting two hookers and a tagger to the pokey. The vice squad rounded them up on Infidelity Boulevard, known in street parlance as the Infidelity track. Now they’re all handcuffed in the back of our police car.

Sorry, I’m a Cop

Butler, W.
04/03/2011

The Patong Club: a seedy little joint dressed up like a beach bar in Thailand. We’re investigating an anonymous tip. The source? Maybe a competitor. All of these places dime each other out. They’re all dirty.

She Takes it Like a Champ

Butler, W.
02/16/2011

Sindy Deep starred in hundreds of adult films back in the 90s. She took it in the ass like a champ. Tonight, she’s back for an encore performance. No cameras this time–just you and her. Bring a thousand bucks and she’ll fulfill your fantasy. So says her internet advertisement.

He’s Not Quite a Lady

Butler, W.
02/09/2011

“Normally, I wouldn’t have you working these hoes so soon,” says the vice sergeant, Sgt. Kyle Pierce, as a vice officer hands me a stack of printouts. “But you’re only here for a few months. This is baptism by fire.” I glance down at the first printout. It’s an internet posting with a picture of a man with tits: Rosita … TS … muy caliente!

Gonna Get Me Some Hoes

Butler, W.
01/31/2011

I don’t have a problem with the concept of prostitution. I think it ought to be legal. If two consenting adults want to exchange sex for money, why not? Hell, I went to school with plenty of de facto whores–girls who would not even consider marrying a man who had anything less than a six-figure job.