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Posts Tagged: "alcohol"
02/08/2012
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Blowjob for a Beer?
Butler, W.10/08/2011
So this 15-year-old girl agrees to suck a homeless guy’s cock for a little bit of weed and some beer. She looks well groomed. Probably grew up in a suburb outside of Gomorrah City. I don’t have any kids, so I wonder–is this underage girls gone wild? Or maybe teenage rebellion to the extreme? Poor parenting, perhaps?
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Finger Lickin’ Good?
Butler, W.07/05/2011
The old lanky bum struts down the street, 40-oz. King Cobra in hand. He sees us driving towards him but doesn’t give a fuck. He takes a long hard swig without breaking his stride. “Oh, hell no,” I say to my partner, Manny Toris. “Let’s talk to this guy real quick.” I slow down the car.
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His Third Deportation
Butler, W.06/14/2011
The fucker smells ripe. Like a dead dog melting in the summer heat. But he’s alive, shaking, on a hospital bed underneath two blankets. The Oaxacan wino needs a beer. Maybe two. But booze isn’t on the menu at the county lockup.
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Smelly Bum, Exposed Penis
Butler, W.06/01/2011
The bum smells like shit marinated in piss on a hot summer day. Someone calls the police because his fly is open, his dick hanging out. Guess who gets the call?
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Sorry, I’m a Cop
Butler, W.04/03/2011
The Patong Club: a seedy little joint dressed up like a beach bar in Thailand. We’re investigating an anonymous tip. The source? Maybe a competitor. All of these places dime each other out. They’re all dirty.
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