Amen, He’s Dead

Butler, W.
06/09/2010

“Here’s some good news for a change,” announced the watch commander, Lieutenant Connelly, during roll call. “The Craig’s List Bandit is no longer wanted. He’s dead.”

Eating Pussy

Butler, W.
05/16/2010

“I don’t know why some guys want to eat the pussy,” said Jasmine. She was suspect #3—the third hooker to get pinched by an undercover vice cop. “That’s nasty. Shit, you don’t know where this pussy’s been. I’m a hoe. Go eat your wife’s pussy, motherfucker.”