Police Car Confessions

Butler, W.
01/08/2012

My new partner Lydia and I are transporting two hookers and a tagger to the pokey. The vice squad rounded them up on Infidelity Boulevard, known in street parlance as the Infidelity track. Now they’re all handcuffed in the back of our police car.

Blowjob for a Beer?

Butler, W.
10/08/2011

So this 15-year-old girl agrees to suck a homeless guy’s cock for a little bit of weed and some beer. She looks well groomed. Probably grew up in a suburb outside of Gomorrah City. I don’t have any kids, so I wonder–is this underage girls gone wild? Or maybe teenage rebellion to the extreme? Poor parenting, perhaps?

Zookeepers

Butler, W.
06/29/2011

Back in the day, the ten-story brick building on Sodomy Boulevard might have been a nice place to live. Now it’s full of Section 8 tenants. The live-in security guard–probably the only white resident–tells me that the building is owned by an Israeli mobster. Interesting, but that’s not the reason we’re here.

Sorry, I’m a Cop

Butler, W.
04/03/2011

The Patong Club: a seedy little joint dressed up like a beach bar in Thailand. We’re investigating an anonymous tip. The source? Maybe a competitor. All of these places dime each other out. They’re all dirty.

She Takes it Like a Champ

Butler, W.
02/16/2011

Sindy Deep starred in hundreds of adult films back in the 90s. She took it in the ass like a champ. Tonight, she’s back for an encore performance. No cameras this time–just you and her. Bring a thousand bucks and she’ll fulfill your fantasy. So says her internet advertisement.